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Hubs: Feel free to make some salsa whenever you’d like.
Me: I haven’t made salsa in a long time.
Hubs: Yeah, but you used to.
Me: A while ago I made a batch that took us forever to eat. Why do you want salsa?
Hubs: Well, I may have fallen victim to extreme couponing.
Me: What do you mean?
Hubs: The tomatoes were on sale for 89 cents instead of the regular $1.29. And, I had a coupon for buy 10 and get $5 off, which equates to 50 cents off.
Me: You bought 10 tomatoes?
Hubs: Cans. I bought 10 cans of tomatoes.
Me: You bought 10 cans of tomatoes?
Hubs: They were a good price and you like to make salsa.
Me: I wasn’t planning to make salsa.
Hubs: But you can, if you want to. The tomatoes were only 39 cents each.
Me: What else did you buy? Crates of toilet paper?
Hubs: Very funny. Just the tomatoes. For now.
Me: You are scaring me.
Hubs: I scare you? You’re the one who made me dress up like Batman and go bowling in costume.
Me: Good point. Carry on.