This is the story my 2nd grader turned in to his teacher…
“Once there was a scarecrow named Isaac. He was a very smart scarecrow. He knew his times tables. One day Isaac went to the store to buy a new pair of clothes because his old pair was worn out. He went to the store. He looked for a bikini and some diapers. He finds his diapers and went back to the farm and had a fashion show.”
Just Go With It
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
200 pounds of Twisted Steal and Sex Appeal
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
I've been told I shoot straight from the hip. Stay, read, enjoy. - offbeatkitten
Laughing is required. 
Don’t leave me in suspense…did the scarecrow ever find his bikini??? Was he looking for a one-piece or a two-piece???Man, what a great writer!!
Ah, if only Dorothy had encountered this scarecrow, what a traipse down the Yellow Brick Road that would have been…